Bizlevity News Summary — 06/08/2009
– Stories Ripped Off From Today’s Headlines –
Frog That Changes Color Worshiped As God In India
Mumbai Tour Company Profits as Millions of Faithful Sign Up For Upcoming Tour of Neverland Ranch
Baptisms could get a little creepy…
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Governor Schwarzenegger Says Golden State Voters Should Consider Flat Tax
Critics Claim Tax Unfairly Targets California Women Without Fake Breasts
Kendra not subject to Alternative Minimum Tax
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Psychologist Says Letting Kids Take Mobile Phones To Bed Is Breeding Generation of ‘Zombies’
Verizon’s New Ad Campaign: ‘Can You Hear Me Scream Now?’
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Psychologist Says Letting Kids Take Mobile Phones To Bed Is Breeding Generation of ‘Zombies’
New George Romero Movie ‘Sexting of the Living Dead’ Still Unrated
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New GPS Shoes For Alzheimers Patients Tested
Soothing Female Voice Advises Patients to ‘Make Right Turn Here Into Nursing Home’
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New GPS Shoes For Alzheimers Patients Tested
Family Members Suspicious Of Man Claiming to Be From Google Maps Who Wanted To Take Pictures of Grandma In Shower
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World’s Major Airlines Projected To Lose 9 Billion This Year
Relax. It’s Dollars, Not Passengers
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Hormel’s New Ad Campaign Touts Versatility of Spam
Spots Insist Processed Meat Can Add Trailer Park Ambiance To Any Meal
Warning label suggests you wait at least one hour after eating to have sex with your sister
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Images: Zuma Press
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