Bizlevity News Summary – 06/15/2009
Stories Ripped Off From The Day’s Headlines…
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Six Flags Theme Parks File For Bankruptcy But Remain Open
Park Officials Say Lingering Doubts About Maintenance Make Roller Coaster Even More Exciting For Patrons
Say what?
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Geithner Says Rebound Will Take Time
Predicts Orlando Magic Will Contend for NBA Title Next Year After Federal Government Takes Over Coaching Duties From Van Gundy
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Geithner Says Rebound Will Take Time, Says It Will Be ‘Exceptionally Challenging’ Time For Business
‘Especially With The Kind of Taxes and Regulations We’ve Got Planned,’ Adds Geithner
Feds will take majority stake in Orlando Magic to protect consumer from having to listen to Kobe Bryant pontificate for two summers in a row…
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Consumers’ Mood Hits Best Reading In Six Months
Rating Upticks From ‘Suicide-Watch’ to ‘Emo’
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This Seems To Be Going Well
Aftermath of Iranian Election Show A Few Speed Bumps In Electoral Process
Holy Shi’ite! These are supporters of the dude who didn’t win?!
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Sixteen Cows Killed By Lightning Strike In Scotland
Town Pub Features ‘Steak Special’ This Week But You Can Only Get It Medium-Rare
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Sixteen Cows Killed By Lightning Strike In Scotland
Animals Had Been Warned To Get Off Golf Course But Insisted On Finishing Round at Fabled St. Andrews Links
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Sixteen Cows Killed By Lightning Strike In Scotland
Flag To Fly At Half-Mast For Rest of the Week Outside Gary Larson’s House
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Extended Stay Hotels Files For Bankruptcy
Company Won’t Be Sticking Around Much Longer
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Extended Stay Hotels Files For Bankruptcy
Court Won’t Allow Later Check-Out Time For Chain, Says It Will Bill For Any Trashed Rooms
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Extended Stay Hotels Files For Bankruptcy
Seventy Thousand Businessmen Forced to Go Home Early, Police At a Loss To Explain Sudden Spike in Handyman Deaths
“Well, if you’d been a little more handy…”
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