BloodRayne Film Sucks – Apparently

Well, Matt was kind enough to put himself through the torture of BloodRayne and email me a short review of the experience. Needless to say, he wasn’t very impressed with the film. How disappointing – though not at all surprising.

lol was awful. Utterly just…bad.
The best part was Kristanna Loken’s gratuitous if not oddly positioned sex scene.
AND there’s this advertisement for a movie. At first. You think it’s a joke. One of those things where they’re “play acting” and then someone busts out a cell phone. but NOOO it’s REAL we were in tears before the real movie even started.

The movie is good for a laugh if anything. Though it was getting to be painful to watch at some points.

One of the characters wears a “wig” and we think that they forgot to put it on him for one of the scenes. AHAHAHAHAHAH ohh man.

Um, this just begs the question: what oddly positioned sex scene? ;)