Brian Urlacher Paints His Sons Toenails Bears Blue

In the I-Wish-I-Didn’t-Know-This category, Bears lineman Brian Urlacher apparently paints his sons toenails blue and dresses him in pink Cinderella diapers. ~source

His kid is three, and the mother says she’ll block Urlacher from seeing him if it continues.

I guess she doesn’t understand what being a true sports fan is. After all, doesn’t EVERYONE paint their kid’s toenails the color of their favorite team?

(Yes, I am kidding. This freaks me out as much as it does you.)