British Jury Decides Global Warming Threat Justifies Otherwise Illegal Actions

Man in Worcestershire Now Says He Shot His Neighbor Because He Wasn’t Recycling

Duncan Verbyl-Sparring, accused of killing his neighbor Boo Radley last year with a rake, has entered a revised plea of “not guilty” in his trial.

Mr. Verbyl-Sparring had originally planned to plead guilty to justifiable homicide, saying he had caught his wife cheating with the neighbor when he came home early from the pub one evening.

In the wake of the recent ruling by a British jury that validated global warming as an excuse for violent action, Mr. Verbyl-Sparring decided to enter the new plea and now maintains that he killed his neighbor because Radley refused to recycle.

In other news, people who litter may now be shot on sight.

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