Brooke Hogan, a Bikini, and . . . the Hulk?

Perez Hilton has a photo of Hulk Hogan applying suntan lotion on his bathing suit-clad daughter, Brooke Hogan, poolside at a Los Angeles hotel. After careful analysis of our reader demographics, we concluded that you should click on the link below only if one or more of the following applies:

A) You want a peek at Brooke in a bikini and face down (sorry!) on a lounge chair.

B) You want to assess the Hulk’s lotion-application abilities because it fulfills some kind of weirdo fantasy you have. (Don’t laugh—at least one person falls into that category. Remember the affair he had with Brooke’s former friend Christiane Plante?)

C) The thought of this father-daughter moment somehow grosses you out like it did Perez Hilton, as evidenced by the subtle caption “Creepy” they scribbled across the photo.

D) We did such a great job building up the photo that, rumored cat deaths be damned, curiosity has gotten the best of you.

Still here? Behold, the Hulk helping his little girl ward off the effects of sunlight. Want a different angle of the Hulk’s handywork? Enjoy.