Brooke Hogan on God’s Plan for Her Family
July 11, 2008 by Jodie Lynn Boduch
Filed under Sports Rumors
It all makes sense now. Hulk Hogan’s affair with Brooke’s erstwhile pal Christiane Plante, 17-year-old Nick Hogan’s time in the clink, mom/cougar Linda’s 19-year-old boy toy (also Brooke’s friend), and maybe even the squicky Daddy-rubs-lotion photos.
Yes, all the Hogan family drama was sketched out by the Man Upstairs. According to Brooke’s remarks via People.com, the Big Guy nixed the first draft of the Hogan Family Portrait and revised the blueprint to make a family that works.
Something like that.
Brooke also claims there’s been some symbolic role-swapping, as the 20-year-old feels like she’s now a parent to her 48-year-old mother. (Hey, with the way her Dad paws her, is it any wonder the poor girl is confused?)
Hmm . . . Does this mean Brooke’s going to forsake sexy Maxim video shoots for mom jeans and a minivan?
