Bruce Lee Calling
December 29, 2007 by Deborah Ng
Filed under Entertainment
Here’s your chance to work for someone famous. Dead. But famous, nonetheless.
Bruce Lee
Reply to: hiiiiyah!@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-12-27, 10:05PM ESTSeeking a publisher for a book about reincarnation, and my last lifetime as Bruce Lee. I will have interviews with people I trained last lifetime to weigh in on weather or not they think it is in fact me again. During interviews I will demonstrate my skills by shattering bullet proof glass with an open handed punch from inches away. Also in the book I will discuss the fundamentals of universal law and why it is the human spirits need to reincarnate and go through several lifetimes.
* it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: no pay
I guess there’s no money in heaven because Bruce isn’t paying.
This is awesome. If I worked for the man himself, I could get him to haunt my Bruce Lee-obsessed ex, and make him as miserable as he made me. That would be payment enough.
Great ad.
Or maybe he could shatter your ex with an open-handed punch from inches away ;) Hell, I’d pay HIM to see him do that to my ex!
Now, if he knew he was going to reincarnate, why didn’t he set up a trust fund, or somehow provide for his future self, thereby enabling him to pay someone to write his book?
HAHAHA. Although it seems he’s looking for a publisher… apparently he thought his writing skills were good enough to pen this opus himself.
But color me skeptical, because Bruce Lee would *probably* not come back as a completely illiterate moron. Just sayin’.
Ack, right, publish. Which really is even more bizarre to be trolling Craigslist for a publisher. But does this mean, as a dead guy, he’s ghost writing his own book?
Maureen, you’re on fire today, girl!! LMAO!!!