Buchholz Breaks a Nail, But Can We Blame the Penthouse Pet?
May 15, 2008 by Jodie Lynn Boduch
Filed under Baseball, Sports Rumors
Boston Red Sox pitcher Clay Buchholz probably isn’t feeling all that macho right about now. The rightie is on the DL after breaking the middle fingernail of his pitching hand, which opens the door to middle finger musings (e.g., Did he flip the bird in traffic too near the closed sunroof, resulting in a jammed finger and broken nail?) as well as candidacy for one of pro sports most embarrassing or wimpiest injuries.
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If we really wanted to get catty, and we really do, we’d point the—wait for it—finger at Buchholz’s sweetie, Penthouse Pet Erica Ellyson. (You know, the chick whose girlfriend status represents Buchholz’s “moving up the ladder” from his ex, a Victoria’s Secret model. This is according the Clay’s clearly-an-expert-in-classy-gals Dad). The fact that the pitcher is banging dating an uninhibited va-va voomy type suggests that any number of injuries could be sustained if certain activities got, um, creative. Or even if she’s just a really, really strong raker.
Then again, it could just be a legitimate pitching injury. We aren’t even sure if those two crazy lovebirds are still together.
No No No Jodie!! :) Not the Penthouse bit AGAIN (sorry I have your page bookmarked and had a few spare minutes to surf around). I have a photo I took of the girl Clay’s been seen with, but I dont know if I would feel right posting it on here. Being that shes Nolan Ryan’s god daughter I feel I should be respectful.
I wish you had more publicity on here, this is legitimate information I’m giving out! Today in the Boston Herald they mentioned how Pedrioa wasnt at some country music concert. Well thats because he was down the Cape with his wife and a few of the other guys relaxing and Clay was there to support Janel’s participation in a triathlon early that morning. He’s growing into a nice young man.
On the other hand, he needs to lose that necklace thing he’s been sporting on the hill. And stop hanging out with Beckett as well! I wish I may I wish he would!! hee hee :) No one else has reported more information to you? Theres more about her on centerfield.com. But you may not care.
I do NOT, however, care for Heidi Watney. Catch ya round the bases!! :)
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We definitely did not like Hazel Mae. Heidi Watney is darn purty and all but . . . can’t they get a hottie who a) acts like a die-hard Sox fan and b) isn’t loose as a goose? (Here’s lookin’ at you, HM).