C-Rod on A-Rod: Madonna’s Kabbalah Brainwashed Him
July 6, 2008 by Jodie Lynn Boduch
Filed under Baseball, Sports Rumors, Tennis
So here we are, sitting in our room at the Mercer and waiting out a rain delay for the Federer–Nadal final at Wimbledon. (Psst—speaking of Wimbledon, Venus Williams proved for the fifth time that she’s Queen of Centre Court). Since we’re headed to enemy territory—you know, a Sox-Yanks game at Yankee Stadium—we’re passing the time by focusing on the misfortune of our least favorite pinstriped third baseman, Alex Rodriguez.
Get ready for a divorce spelled U-G-L-Y. Us Magazine reports that Cynthia Rodriguez, A-Rod’s soon-to-be ex, blames Kabbalah for her husband’s Madonna infatuation. There are also whispers of a do-people-actually-write-things-like-this letter from the MLB star to Madge claiming she’s his soulmate. Oh, sorry. We should have warned you not to drink your coffee until after reading that line in the spirit of Snorted Beverage Syndrome.
Madonna, possible “soulmate” of A-Rod, leaves a Kabbalah center in NYC.
Image: Used with permission of www.splashnewsonline.com
And unless there’s a nifty prenup in place, C-Rod stands to accumulate a fair amount of rupees in this schadenfreude-fest. Want to know how the other half lives? Check out A-Rod’s estimated worth and what he stands to split with Lenny Kravitz’s purported honey.
P.S. Thanks for the heads-up, Pat!
