Calculating When A-Rod Had Make-Up Nookie With His Wife

Looks like Alex Rodriguez’s wife forgave him for that Toronto-mystery-blonde-strip-club-hotel deal, because the couple just welcomed their second child.

Let’s do the math here: Mystery Blonde Incident hits the papers around May 31, 2007. A-Rod and wife have a baby girl in April 2008. April 2008 minus 9 months=July 2007.

So basically, we could assume that following the Mystery Blonde episode, A-Rod’s wife didn’t talk to him for about a month. Then they had a make-up yada-yada-yada session, a bun is in the oven, and they’ll all live happily ever after and Mystery Blondes and others of their ilk are a thing of the past.

Yeah, that’s it.