Caption Contest Offers Money, Fame
– Write Your Own Caption, Win $75 And A Prize Package Of Our Favorite Authors –
Hey! We’ve got a contest going on.
And, let’s face it, in this economy who couldn’t use a bunch of books?
Plus, unless you’re paying for your own Tamiflu shot, $75 is nothing to sneeze at, either.
Point being, it’s a win-win-win-win situation.
Win #1: You read the witty and erudite entries which make up this site known as Bizlevity.
Win #2: You enjoy a wry chuckle, outright guffaw or a moment of seething outrage.
Win #3: You show the world your creativity and sense of humor by posting a caption for the following picture in the Comments section of this post.
Win #4: Fame … as the winner of the first ever Bizlevity Caption Contest.
Potential Win #5: One grand prize winner will get a $75 gift certificate for GiftCertificates.com which you can use at your choice of over 200 stores, restaurants and websites … PLUS the prize pack of humor books from our favorite authors including Rob “Diesel” Kroese, Joel Bezaire, and Lyndsey D’Arcangelo.
Four other lucky winners will receive the prize pack of books.
Okay, so it’s a win-win-win-win, potential-win situation.
Our distinguished panel of judges — myself, Mrs. Dr. Jabo and our dog Libby — will pick the winners among the thousands of entries.
In the event of a tie, Libby will make the final decision, so if you can find a way to attach a bacon scent to your caption that would increase your chances of winning.
The final decision on the winning caption will be based on humor, originality, spelling and whatever other criteria we feel like after pounding a few beers.
This could get tricky, since I would probably award points for revealing pictures submitted by Bizlevity’s sexy female readers whereas Mrs. Dr. Jabo would most likely deduct points for such chicanery.
Anyway … below is the picture of Governor Schwarzenegger touring a site of the recent California wildfires for you to caption.
As they say in Japan … ganbatte!
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May the best caption with sexy pictures attached win.
*smack* Ouch!
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Image: Zuma Press
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Uh, excuse me Governor. That’s not exactly the kind of pump we need right now.
CAPTION CONTEST ENTRIES:
1) Feel the Burn!
2) These Babies Don’t Burn!
3) Governator Squeezes in Workout Between Fires
4) I Still Got it!
5) At least You Guys Saved the Important Stuff!
6) You guys go on to the next one. I’ll catch up.
“If you do four sets of these curls with only 30 seconds rest, the forest isn’t the only thing that’s going to be on fi-yuh. Take it from me, your biceps will be burning, too.”
Exterminator 2: Rise of the Deficits
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(hee!hee! I hope I win)
“More weight will compress the ashes faster and help pay down the budget deficit.”