Carmelo Anthony Arrested on DUI Suspicion–Cause or Effect?

Denver Nuggets small forward Carmelo Anthony was arrested on suspicion of DUI early Monday morning following his worst performance in a game this season.

Now there’s really only one question here. Did Anthony go on a bender after having a bad game or did he start knocking back a few before the game, thus explaining his less-than-stellar outing?

(This is a joke. This is also how rumors get started . . .)