Charles Barkley Must Be a Huge Billy Zane Fan

This quote from FHM is one of the many reasons that Charles Barkley may be the greatest person in the history of time:

“I will say—not to sound racist—one of the great travesties of American history is white guys being afraid to shave their heads because they think they’re going to have an ugly head.”

As a white guy who has shaved his head, I’m going to have to disagree. The problem isn’t that the head looks bad shaved, it’s that white man stubble on the top of the head is just not a good look. It’s not the shaving, it’s the growing back.