Christmas is a time to have a laugh. Gift ideas.
What does the entrepreneur in your life want for the holidays? More fun.
Its Christmas time again and for me that means “gag gifts”. Along with your regular gift list, give that hard working, hard playing entrepreneur something he really does not want but should not live without…something that will make him laugh.
If you are in the US that means its time to visit the nearest mall and find Spencer’s Gifts. They are online also at spencersonline.com but what’s Christmas without at least one trip to the mall right?
Here are my gift ideas, because everyone gets the usual shirts, sweaters, tools, gift cards or ‘Crate & Barrel’ nonsense, give them a custom gag gift they will talk about the entire year. Here are my top 7.
(1) Perhaps you need a little fun around the house during the holidays, you can always pre-gift a few weeks early and send them the “Nasty Mistletoe”
This mistletoe has a few choice words for any Christmas kissers this holiday season such as “Get a room why doncha’?!” and “Check out those ornaments!”
(2) There is such a feeling of giving to strangers around Christmas time, don’t forget to support all those less fortunate…for all your guy friends there is the “Support Single Moms Hat”
There are only a few instances where you just give away dollars to a complete stranger and walk away feeling good about it. Ah that holiday joy.
(3) For that wife who just got married there is the “New Husband Voodoo Doll”
With sayings such as “Buy me jewelry” and “Listen to me” stick it to him?
(4) For the single gals here is the “Inflatable Husband”
All your friends will like him. He won’t upset your parents. He’s perfect because doesn’t watch football, never breaks wind, is always faithful and even floats.
(5) The fun board game for any older couple, its “” Hot Affair”
Over 400 erotic ideas to spice up your life. The different levels of play are Passionate, Steamy and Fantasy. Just roll the dice have fun!
(6) An item for all year round gag fun for all ages there is always the “Remote Controlled Fart Machine”
Some years back this can in a spray can and was really fun around Christmas.
(7) The perfect shirt for that loved one in your family, its the “I’m Not an Alcoholic” Tee.
The first sign of alcoholism is denial.
Happy Holidays !!
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I all seriousness, my four Christmas gift packages went out a few weeks back to some special people I’ve never meet. I always remember those fine people who are separated from their families during the holidays. I sent mine via http://www.operationshoebox.com/















Spencer Gift’s is still around and they have are still pressing the envelope I see. Just don’t give one of these presents to your boss!