Chrono Trigger? On MY DS?

It’s probably not as likely as you think.

But we can dream.

In the interest of fostering false hopes, the Internets has been passing around this “photo” of a press release announcing Chrono Trigger DS. Fans with the ability to stumble over moon language have unraveled vague, spidery hints for a Fall 2008 release date.

I feel like a defeated mother. Go on. Go spread your little lies about a Chrono Trigger re-release. I’ll just sit here and weave my own noose while crying bitterly. Don’t worry about me.

More on this later if it’s not just a rumour or a code name for a killer virus (Coming Fall 2008!).