Chuck Norris for President
June 11, 2007 by Susan Gunelius
Filed under Marketing
Today, Chuck Norris (yes, the Chuck Norris as in “Walker, Texas Ranger” and “Delta Force”), published a post called “If I am Elected President on WorldNetDaily. Some of his ideas are not bad, but some of them are clearly meant to make us laugh, and laugh I did. Here are a few highlights of what Chuck will do when he’s President:
- Require members of Congress to work out on the Total Gym 15 minutes each day – or else they can’t vote on anything.
- Turn the Rose Garden into a new fighting ring for the World Combat League, in which liberals and conservatives will fight for legislative leadership and priority. (For fun, Saturday night fights will feature a recurring bout between Hannity and Colmes). “American Idol” already told me they will provide the entertainment.
- Ask producer Mark Barnett to film “Survivor – Camp David,” where world leaders will meet annually, for an all-out cage-fighting championship. The winner will take home $1,000,000 in Disney Dollars, good in Europe or America.
- Expose the real WMDs – my fists and feet. (this one is my favorite)
Not only is this post funny, but it’s also a great way for Chuck Norris to use the personal brand image that he’s built for many years to get a little publicity for his newest book, A Threat to Justice.
What do you think of Chuck’s presidential campaign promises?
Chuck’s got my vote! I think it’s about time we had someone in office who could beat his “world leader” peers in unarmed combat. Remember, Chuck Norris doesn’t throw up, he throws down!