Climate Change Seal Of Approval
– Males Seals Getting More Tail Due To Global Warming –
A recent environmental study found that “male seals are reaping the benefits of climate change by having more sex.”
Scientists also noted a 67% increase in headaches among female seals as well as a growing sense of exasperation in dealing with more frequent requests to “do that thing where you balance my balls on your nose.”
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What? I just had ice cream…
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Image: wikipedia
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