Comments on: FRANWORST FRIDAY: Richard Quick, Esq. Launches Cold Stone Pizza

By: carol cross

carol cross — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 22:56:51 +0000

Yep! It looks like things are tough all over but the franchisors are still BIG on TV Advertising and bring us our favorite programs on our Boob Tube.

I’m sure Millionaire Richard Quick, Esq. is feeling a lot like “poor Richard” because, of course, advertising revenues go down as well during recessions.

Maybe he’ll have to get into PORN or BOOZE that still sell during recessions. Les Stewart of Franchise Fool, and I are trying to get into this big money industry through the back door.

If you Google Up Franchise Fool, Les Stewart, today, you will see that he wrote about the Pizza Franchisor Lil Caesar coming to Canada and offering VET discounts.

He sites ME as a source and when you Google UP “Carol Cross” you can see that I am actually a Porn Star —maybe interesting in franchising “fan stores” for ladies of a “certain age.” What do you think?

By: Sean Kelly

Sean Kelly — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 21:53:55 +0000

I believe the Wiznos strategy is much like the Cold Stone Pizza strategy, except instead of “We neglect our employees and pass the savings on to you,” it’s “We abuse the franchisees and pass the savings on to you.”

Kind of like a certain shipping franchise’s philosophy.

Be sure to click a few ads when you visit. I’m sure Millionaire Richard Quick, Esq. is suffering in this economic downturn.

Wiznos:
http://www.franworst.com/2009/01/09/wiznos-sub-launches-lb-o-flesh-value-meal-promotion/

By: carol cross

carol cross — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 19:58:11 +0000

Almost forgot that adorable LOGO that probably came out of the Mind of a Marketing Genius who didn’t mean to offend the franchisees — or to remind them who was boss —and meant only to amuse and entice the general public. Who wouldn’t be charmed by the view of an adorable imp peeing outside of Wiznos?

It could lead to PonU Fridays where there would be 3 for 1’s —–such genius!

By: carol cross

carol cross — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 19:46:25 +0000

Wow!!! the Wiznos LB. O’Flesh Value Meal is bound to be a winner and will definitely flesh up the gross sales of those lucky Wiznos franchisees when customers stand in line to get those 2 for 1 bargains –again, and again and again!

Ah! American Genius at Work. More than one way for a franchisor to press the flesh and show that he really cares!

Wiznos is sure to make Entrepreneur’s top 10!

By: Sean Kelly

Sean Kelly — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 19:10:16 +0000

The are definitely on a roll. Did you see the new Wiznos promotion? It's called the LB. O' FLESH Value Meal. I believe Carol will especially like the logo.

By: carol cross

carol cross — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 19:06:35 +0000

Yes, I understand the esteemed Law Firm of Quick, Cheatum, Steele and Hyde were the great minds behind this new entry into the Pizza market —Cold Stone Pizza —the best pizza and the best price on the market.