Commercial Break Monday Says: Game? What Game? WE HAVE AN ELEPHANT TO DISCUSS

A quickie this time, both because I’m up to my neck in work and because no words can fully do justice to this.

The tilted angles of the panels and extraneous shapes give the whole misbegotten thing the air of an LSD vision, or possibly some form of psychotic break. But the real reason this advert sucks so impossibly badly is that this game comes with its own joystick and extra RAM to make it as absolutely, completely like the arcade experience as possible, and they’re choosing to show that by having a retarded comedy bit with an elephant in it.

What’s the game about again? Oh, no room to tell me? I guess you had to fit that elephant gag in somehow. Never mind.