Commercial Break Monday Says: It’s Getting Hot In Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere
Yes, fly with us now to a day when playability was the important thing in a video game, not fancy graphOH MY GOD PUT A SHIRT ON MAN FOR GODSAKE
If he’s a Starship Fleet Commander, shouldn’t he… shouldn’t he get a uniform of some kind? Especially the top half of the uniform. I mean what’s going on there? Was… was he about to get his end away but they were interrupted by a space invasion? Although she’s a bit deformed. She’s got handitis, a disease of tiny hands, and ugliness, that you only find in space. He might have it too, his hands look a bit weedy. And maybe instead of a helmet that’s a face-obscuring mask.
Maybe it’s sexually transmitted.
In other news – the whole thing looks incredibly shoddy. We don’t get to see any of the much-touted 3D graphics, even in tiny screenshot form, we’re promised a ‘plateau of excitement’ which is about one step away from being a ‘valley of excitement’ or a ‘nadir of excitement’ or possibly a ‘black hole of excitement’, and the ‘Coming Soon!’ might as well say ‘Never Arrived!’
Did it arrive? And did you have to play it naked when it did? Help me out here!
