Crazy Like A Fox

Spitzer Alias ‘George Fox’ Is Real Person, Long-Time Friend and Supporter of Governor — Up Until Now

More news today that Governor Spitzer was ‘keeping it real’ by using the actual name of a close friend as an alias in connection with his call girl escapades.

The real George Fox issued the following statement:

“While I appreciate the Governor thinking enough of me to use my name when he was getting his rocks off, I would like to make it clear that I am in no way involved in this sordid affair other than I now get laughed at in the supermarket and have 13,000 reporters trampling my front yard.

I don’t think this should, in any way, tarnish the governor’s long political record. He’s always been a pompous, self-aggrandizing jerk and I hope he is remembered that way.

Seriously. He couldn’t have used ‘Hugh G. Rection’ or ‘Haywood Jablowme?!’

Jeezus! Even Elmer Fudd would’ve been better than this….”

Privately, the real Mr. Fox has told friends he plans to use the alias ‘E. Spitzer’ to make restaurant reservations and then bolt on the check for the next 15 years.

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Now has to show 2 pieces of identification anytime he checks into a hotel

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