Danica, Stilettos, and That Accident Last Week
May 16, 2008 by Jodie Lynn Boduch
Filed under Sports Rumors
IRL driver Danica Patrick got into a much-publicized accident last week when her car struck a crewman from another team during Indy 500 practice. It was pretty head-scratching and had an overall air of “WTF?” because let’s face it, Danica’s been around the track a few times.
But it all makes sense now, thanks to Frank Coffey and the Goodfellas at eTrueSports.
Danica Patrick blamed a new pair of slingback Louboutin pumps for last Friday’s accident during an Indy 500 practice session which put a rival crewman in the hospital. “The stiletto heels were very poorly designed,” said Patrick.
No word yet on Louboutin’s response, but to be honest, we don’t care. Stilettos work just fine at the responsible speeds we drive.
