Dear Michigan

Dear Michigan,

You are an embarrassment to the Big Ten. Notre Dame played a fucking SLOPPY game, and they still ran all over you. How many turnovers were there again? Which led to how many touchdowns?

Let me remind you. YOU HAD SIX TURNOVERS. You just handed the Fighting Irish dozens of points. I mean, if you want to see the play-by-play, just go to ESPN. You know, in case you mentally decided to block out the game.

And really, it wasn’t just one player. Brandom Minor fumbled, ND recovered at the Michigan 11. Brandon Walker fumbled (on the kickoff), ND recovered at the Michgian 14. ND put four touchdowns on the board…and that’s all just in the first half.

Sigh.

This is more than a new coaching staff and getting used to playing under Coach Rod. This is about not having your act together.

I mean…you let THIS GUY beat you:

“Grrrr…lulz”

Unbelievable. *Shakes head* What do you even say to that?

The rest of your schedule is going to wipe your asses with your faces if you don’t clean up your playing. A loss to Notre Dame would have been fine if they were actually playing well. They weren’t, and you played worse. Hide your heads in shame.

xoxo,

Allison

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