Denver man hacks thumbs for more efficient iPhone use – literally

Filed under: Cult of Mac, Odds and ends, iPhone

Keyboards on handheld devices and smartphones have often been debated in terms of how much work they actually let you get done. Tiny displays, limited functionality, itty-bitty keyboard buttons and now the iPhone’s entirely virtual keyboard whose keys can be hard to hit for some people have given folks something to talk about. Taking matters to a level that I believe is unheard of in the technology world, however, 28-year-old Thomas Martel in Bonnie Brae (a Denver, CO neighborhood) decided to solve his large handed problem by surgically altering his thumbs to make it easier to use his iPhone.

Through a procedure called “whittling” which the North Denver News described, an incision was made into each of Martel’s thumbs. The bone was shaved down, muscles were realigned and his thumbnail was modified to help bring it all together. His new ’streamlined’ thumbs may look out of place in relation to his other fingers, but Martel says all the time and frustration he’ll save should make the surgery pay for itself in ten to fifteen years. Of course Dr. Spars, the man who helped develop the procedure, is excited about this new avenue for plastic surgery; it aint just for makin’ pretty faces anymore – now you too can have your very own iPhone-optimized thumbs for the low, low price of… well the North Denver News article doesn’t say. My guess on the procedure’s price though is somewhere in the range of ‘a heckuva lot’, given that time and frustration are tough things to add up over fifteen years. Depreciating values and market shifts in the value of frustration alone are enough to make one’s head spin.

What about you, TUAW readers? Anyone planning on hacking their thumbs for more better iPhone usage? How about whittling out a spot in a thigh so the phone rests a little better? I’m thinking about bypassing an armband case altogether and simply chopping out a chunk of my arm for taking the iPhone running. Maybe I’ll see what Dr. Nick’s prices are like this week.

[via iPhone Alley]

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