Did Bundchen Sack Brady in Favor of Cassel?

Yikes, looks like poor Tom Brady can’t catch a break. First the season-ending injury . . . now the Victoria’s Secret bombshell from Brazil shows him the door in favor of Matt Cassel?

That’s what Frank Coffey and the Goodfellas at eTrueSports say . . .

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Boston – The hits keep coming for Patriot quarterback Tom Brady. First a shocking Super Bowl XLII loss. Then a season-ending knee injury. Now the cruelest blow of all, a devastating sack delivered by a 120-lb model.

“My life is about winning,” said Gisele Bundchen, who announced that she was dumping longtime boyfriend Brady for Matt Cassel, Brady’s replacement as Patriot quarterback.

When reached for comment, Brady was typically stoical: “I won’t have to hear her ask me how many goals I scored again,” Brady said. “Anyway, she’s too skinny.”

“Tom’s not very happy with me right now,” joked a light-hearted Cassel when reached at Gillette Stadium.   

As usual, Bill Belichick, the relentlessly upbeat Patriot head coach, put a positive spin on the development. “I’ve all ready sent Gissy a Cassel jersey. I look forward to seeing her wearing it at practice tomorrow.” 

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P.S. If you didn’t know this was a joke, even after reading a classic description of Bill Belichick as “the relentlessly upbeat Patriot head coach,” then consider this little postscript a seldom-seen act of generosity on our part.