Did LeBron James Knock Up His Girlfriend AGAIN?

If the unconfirmed rumor that LeBron James and his girlfriend Savannah Brinson are expecting Baby #3 is true, then clearly the Cleveland Cavaliers All-Star isn’t just good at scoring on court. Plus, he’s apparently one very fertile turtle. Why, National Lampoon even claims it’s an NBA record. 

Yikes, the thank you cards just went out for the gifts following baby #2 last June. (The couple’s oldest boy was born in 2004). Well, you never know. Maybe the taxman cometh a bit too heavily and they’re trying to squeak in a deduction for 2008.

But is LeBron going to pop the question before his girlfriend pops out their third child? Now there’s a good question for the NBA off-season (which lasts what, four days?).

Come on, LeBron. She knew you (in the literal sense and the biblical sense*) before “the world” knew LeBron James. Make an honest woman of your baby mama!

*As in, “David knew Bathesheba” and nine months later, there was a bambino.