Dirty Franchising, The Sequel

Bill Medley and Jennifer Warnes Update Dirty Dancing Hit for Washington Pizza Time Employees

Pizza Boy: Now I’ve had Pizza Time in my life,
No, I’ve never been this cold before,
Yes, I swear, it’s the truth
and I owe it all to Luke.

Pizza Girl: ‘Cause I’ve had Pizza Time in my life
and I owe it all to Luke.

Pizza Boy: I’ve been waiting for so long
Now I’ve finally got some feeling
In my toes

Pizza Girl: We saw writing in frost on the wall
As we read this desperate plea for heat

Both: Now with hypothermia in our thighs
There’s no way we could hide from King-TV
So, we huddle in the can
‘Cause we seem to understand the urgency.

Pizza Boy: Just remember

Pizza Girl: Heat’s the one thing

Pizza Boy: I can’t get enough of

Pizza Girl: So, I’ll tell you something

Both: This could be frostbite ’cause

(CHORUS)
Both: I’ve had Pizza Time in my life,
No, I’ve never lost a toe before
Yes, I swear, it’s the truth
And I owe it all to Luke,
‘Cause I’ve had Pizza Time in my life,
And I’ve searched for anything to do
When I found my limbs
Were starting to turn blue

Pizza Girl: With my body and soul,
I want my GED now more than you’ll ever know

Pizza Boy: We’ll just be let go,
If we find the thermostat control,

Pizza Girl: Yes, I know what’s on your mind
When you say:
“Freeze with me tonight.”

Pizza Boy: Just remember,
Your fingers are the one thing

Pizza Girl: You can’t get any more of

Pizza Boy: So, I’ll tell you something

Both: This could be frostbite because…

(CHORUS)
Both: I’ve had Pizza Time in my life,
No, I’ve never lost a toe before
Yes, I swear, it’s the truth
And I owe it all to Luke,
‘Cause I’ve had Pizza Time in my life,
And I’ve searched for anything to do
When I found my limbs were turning blue,
And I owe it all to Luke…

*Instrumental*

Pizza Boy: Now, I’ve had Pizza Time in my life,
Never been this freakin’ cold before

(Pizza Girl: N-n-n-never felt this w-w-w-way)

Pizza Boy: Yes, I swear, it’s like an igloo,
And we owe all to Luke

Both: ‘Cause I’ve had Pizza Time in my life,
Googled “frostbite” and when I got to Web-M.D.
Then I found the truth,
They’ll have to cut off both my feet

Both:I’ve had Pizza Time in my life,
No, I’ve never lost a toe before
Yes, I swear, it’s the truth
And I owe it all to Luke…

(…chorus to fade…)

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Read the Pizza Time story on Sean Kelly’s awesome blog Franchise Pick here and here.