Dishing The Dirt: Palin Accuses Obama of ‘Palling Around With Terrorists’

Dems Strike Back, Claim ‘Caribou Barbie’ Spent Three Semesters Partying With Vandals

Republicans unveiled a new attack strategy in the wake of the Vice-Presidential debate this past week. The new approach features Sarah Palin appearing at various venues and accusing Democratic nominee Obama of “palling around with terrorists.”

The increasingly hostile and personal attacks are the result of McCain slipping in the polls and are part of a more aggressive stance by Republicans.

When questioned about the new “taking the gloves off” strategy, VP nominee Palin said she favored the approach since “it’s much warmer here in the Continental United States so ya really don’t need ta keep your gloves on like we do in Alaska.”

Democrats responded to the mudslinging with their own charges including a new blockbuster revelation that many of Palin’s known associates are Vandals.

“Sarah Palin graduated from the University of Idaho,” noted Democratic spokesperson B.S. Slinger. “We think the fact that Governor Palin spent three semesters going to school there is a pretty good indication that she hung out with Vandals, partied with Vandals and may even have slept with a few people who identified themselves as Vandals.”

University of Idaho mascot, Joe Vandal, refused to comment on the advice of his attorney and due to the fact it’s nearly impossible to make out what he’s saying from inside a huge paper-mache head.

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University of Idaho mascot looks suspiciously like member of terrorist group responsible for attacks on Rome, albeit in 455 A.D.

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