Do Ya Feel Lucky, Granny? Well, Do Ya…?

– Texas Cop Helps Great-Grandmother With Free Pacemaker Re-Charge –

A 75-year-old great-grandmother got more than she bargained for when she was stopped for speeding in a construction zone and got Tasered after telling the arresting officer, “Go ahead. Tase me. I dare you.”

I think we can all agree that 75-year-old great-grandmothers shouldn’t even be driving, so this officer was protecting and serving everybody by slapping a couple of points on her drivers license. Tasering her was just an added bonus.

The real shame here is that nobody was within tasering distance of Matt Lauer’s co-anchor and the sanctimonious reporter narrating the story.

When are people going to learn it’s never a good idea to break somebody’s balls who has a gun, nightstick and a Taser and whose job description is to spend the day dealing with every random asshole, crackhead and domestic screaming match that happens to come down the pike.

It’s like working the complaint department at a credit card company and having people shoot at you.

The remarkable thing is that more gang-bangers and belligerent grannies don’t get slapped around on a regular basis.

Cops are amazingly restrained given that, in addition to all the crap that drives you and me up a wall on a daily basis, they have to sit and listen to abuse from any skell who decides it’s a good idea to drink and drive, beat their girlfriend or own a crystal meth lab.

All I’m saying is, if it was me I’d spend half my day re-charging after zapping Jehovah’s Witnesses and loud-talking idiots on cell phones.

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Usually you have to check into a nursing home for this kind of personal service..