Eauxhieaux State Bleauxs in Beauxwls

Eauxhieaux State lost decidedly in the BCS Championship beauxwl game, just like in Eaux Seven. Louisiana State is now the the first team to win two BCS National Championships. LSU found itself down ten to zereaux early in the game, but responded with an thirty-one to zereaux run of their eauxwn to put the game out of reach. Defensive tackle Glenn Dorsey, who is expected to geaux early in the NFL draft, played spectacularly. LSU ceauxch Les Miles, who earlier in the season turned down the oppurtunity to return heauxme to Michigan, redeemed himself a bit to the Wolverines by beating their arch-rival from Eauxhieax. Sportswriters around the gleauxb plan to run the “eaux” preauxnunciation into the ground because it’s a very easy gimmick. But do they have the ceauxjeauxnes to write an entire “article” with every “o” sound spelled with “eaux?” Neaux, I think not. Eauxnly Dejuiced would geaux through that for you, the reader. Seaux, are you sick of it yet? Yeah, so am I.