Edge and Vickie Guerrero Wedding Off

It wasn’t the return of Lita, it wasn’t an affair with the attractive wedding planner, and it wasn’t a Vince Vaughn-Owen Wilson-esque wedding crashing intervention by The Undertaker.

No, Edge and Vickie Guerrero were finally split apart by the volatile combination of Vickie’s horrible insensitivity towards her partner and Edge’s unbearable insecurity brought on by his shock loss of the World Heavyweight Championship.

We weren’t shocked as much by the breakup then by Vickie’s frequent switches from wheelchair-bound to able pedestrian.

Our favorite moment of the night was when Triple H couldn’t keep a straight face while talking to Vickie Guerrero. His line, “(Edge) is some kind of genius. Marrying the boss to get ahead in business…honestly, who thinks up that kind of stuff?” While wondering if his wife Stephanie McMahon wrote that line we decided that we enjoy HHH’s self-deprecating side.

Anyway, below is the incredible climax of the Edge-Vickie Guerrero saga below. Be forewarned, it peaks with hysterical screaming and a diamond ring hurling.