Election Updates For The Bored At Work

Makes A Great ALT-TAB Screen For At-Work Porn Watching. You’re Welcome.

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Suggested drinking game terms:
- Exit poll
- Landmark election (also: historic election, watershed election, most over-hyped in your lifetime election)
- Fraud (also: long lines, voting machine malfunction, pets who voted)
- Disenfranchised (also: empowered, youth vote, ’single white women between 22-33 who lease a Honda Civic and shop at Ann Taylor’ demographic )
- Palin in 2012 (also: Hillary in 2012, Giuliani in 2012, Huckabee on Judgment Day)
- Continuous election coverage (also: up-to-the-minute election coverage, fair and balanced election coverage, vote who you think is the hottest political correspondent)
- Bipartisanship (also: working together, reaching across the aisle, payback is a bitch)

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