Eli Manning and Wife Commit Crime Against Fashion

Putz. We’ve made the case for New York Giants QB Eli Manning being one on numerous occasions, such as when he has a buzz (slide 4 of 18 in the picture gallery) or when he gets lucky and wins the Super Bowl.

And wife Abby McGrew seemed fine, so we thought his April marriage to her might help diminish his putziness. But plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose. That’s our snobby we-know-French-even-though-WordPress-doesn’t-have-accent-keys way of saying the more things change, the more they stay the same.

You see, the “WTF?” prom-inspired attire the Mannings showcased at a NYC gala merely strengthened our putz contention. Here’s photographic evidence from the scene of the fashion crime.

Abby McGrew possibly wondering if she should have listened to Mom and given away that old prom dress after all.

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Eli, allow New England Patriots QB Tom Brady and girlfriend Gisele Bundchen to show you how it’s done.

Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen, demonstrating good fashion sense once again.

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