Epilogue Two: Lardy Stalkers And ‘Found Sound’
NEWSFLASH! I have so far not been replaced! Also, the last post got me my very own stalker, who looks like this:
He’s very much against women’s suffrage and – hilariously – thinks that I’m a weak and feeble woman because, you know, I spoke out of turn instead of baking him a pie. Reader, I married him… no I didn’t, I left a comment on his crappy blog telling him to stop breathing at once before he polluted any more of my air. I’m sure he took that with the good grace that is his trademark.
Anyway, I’m hoping that my shameless sabre-rattling brings hordes of lardy chauvanist sweathogs to this blog, because it’s time to post some more links to interesting things!
Today – let’s check out the 365 Days Project!
For those who don’t know, the 365 Days Project involves a long-forgotten piece of ‘found sound’ for every day of the year, be it a single or an album or a bit of miscellany scraped off the floor at a fairground. Here are my latest finds:
‘Taliban On The Run’ – a shocking mix of Paul McCartney with topical events. Must be heard to be believed.
‘Look To The Leader’ – a corporate musical from Coca-Cola. WHICH PRODUCT WILL YOU BUY? This chirpy song will tell you what to do in your local supermarket. Or in your local Nazi rally.
‘What Does A Bad Person Look Like?’ – Is he ugly or mean? Does he smell? SOMETIMES A BAD PERSON COULD BE A FRIEND OF YOURS is the message of this frankly creepy number. (Generally, though, you can tell a Bad Person by his horrible ‘political’ blog. Ahem.)
