Eva Longoria Passes Gas, Keeps the Mystery
February 20, 2008 by Jodie Lynn Boduch
Filed under Basketball, Sports Rumors
From Eva Longoria’s lips to US Weekly’s ready ears comes the following no-need-to-elaborate quote on the looker’s domestic life with hubby and San Antonio Spurs guard Tony Parker. (Yours truly spotted this in the mag at the gym last night just before the tush-kicking personal trainer acted like we were in boot camp met with us for an hour.)
Anyhoo, quotes like this are the reason “TMI” came into the vocabulary of American pop culture:
“We’re still in the honeymoon phase. I love him—but I don’t fart in front of him! I save it for myself. You have to keep the mystery.”
Nice thought. However, given that such sensual insight has been published in a nationwide celebrity tabloid, it’s a smidge less mysterious.
Now everyone is picturing the cutie pie Desperate Housewives star flirting and nuzzling with Tony and then letting ‘em rip the second he leaves the room for a bathroom break or something. Or at least, everyone reading this post will envision said scenario . . .
Never let it be said that we don’t do our part to help celebrities overshare.
Eva is providing waaaaay toooo much information. Never heard Jessica Simpson say, really, anything. Tony may want to consider a trade.
The two Tonys swapping? Cool idea, Frank. Think of the etruesports.com and blog foddah possibilities!
And you’re right, suddenly Jessica’s stint as a Cowboys cheerleader wannabe doesn’t sound so bad.