Comments on: Even President Bush Considers Jessica Simpson a Jinx

By: 5 Things Jessica Simpson Needs to Stop Doing Right Now

5 Things Jessica Simpson Needs to Stop Doing Right Now — Mon, 12 May 2008 15:04:48 +0000

[...] frosting has taken on new meaning thanks to your over the top tongue gymnastics at Tony Romo’s birthday party. Next time sing “Happy Birthday” with the rest of the guests, eat a piece [...]

By: Cherie

Cherie — Mon, 12 May 2008 15:02:30 +0000

Jess wants so badly to have a fairytale love life, with the man riding up on a white horse, that she will grasp at the smallest of things to prove how in love Tony is with her. Instead of, “Well I’ve grown up a lot and don’t feel the need to be intellectual….”

Oh wait, let me take that back! If you’re grown up then you DO naturally become more intellectual because you know so much more. Apparently this works in reverse for Jessica Simpson.

By: Jodie

Jodie — Tue, 06 May 2008 17:15:57 +0000

Exactly. Why put it on his shoulders?

Jess, honey, that’s not exactly a compliment to Romo . . .

By: Erica

Erica — Tue, 06 May 2008 17:11:59 +0000

It’s official. I have lost brain cells after reading the article that quoted Simpson as saying she doesn’t have to be “deeper, more profound or intellectual” when she’s with Romo. Somehow I think she accomplished not doing that long before she met Romo.