Fable II Promotes Safe In-Game Sex

I just can’t wait for Fable II. I have no attachment to the franchise, have only a professional level of respect for Molyneux and Lionhead Studios, but I just can’t help but love a game that is so rife with an innuendo-free, and really rather hilarious, look at the sex trade.

I’ve already mentioned Fable II’s men of ill repute, and for those of you who got all hot and bothered, you’ll be glad to know that indulgence doesn’t have to cost you your health and well-being. In-game condoms will be available for players looking for a little avatar action, according to a screenshot shown at Kotaku that declares:

“Avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmited[sic] diseases with this fetching sheath, made from only the very best animal intestines.”

Nice.

Also, for your viewing pleasure, get caught up on the lastest E3 Trailers for Fable II:

Via | Kotaku