Freddie Prinze, Jr. Joins the WWE
July 30, 2008 by Michael Sedor
Filed under MMA-UFC
Actor Freddie Prinze, Jr. has joined the WWE’s “creative team” in what must surely be considered a continuation of the WWE’s TV-PG rating all the time initiative.
What this means is anybody’s guess. Here are some things we would like to see:
1. Prinze wrests RAW GM controls away from Mike Adamle.
2. Prinze brings in pale-skinned Scooby Doo, She’s All That, and Wing Commander co-star Matthew Lillard who then starts ECW feud with pale-skinned Colin Delaney.
3. Sarah Michelle Gellar becomes a WWE Diva.
4. Sarah Michelle Gellar becomes a WWE Diva.
5. Sarah Michelle Gellar becomes a WWE Diva. Sorry, got caught up in the imagery.
6. Prinze insists that WWE humor be on par with Scooby Doo humor: a fart joke every ten minutes.
7. Prinze’s Summer Catch co-star Jessica Biel becomes a WWE Diva.
8. Prinze becomes WWE champ as fellow actor David Arquette did before him in the WCW. Er, scratch that.
9. Glasses wearing artsy WWE Diva brought in. Edge makes bet with La Familia that he can turn her into the swan and take her to WWE Prom. Diva unexpectedly transforms into the most beautiful of all Divas, Edge falls in love, tension ensues, but they end up together.
10. WWE Superstar hits Kane with car and thinks he’s killed him. Year later Kane returns terrorizing entire RAW staff.
OK Freddie now you have my wish list…Please make it happen!
Love it! Especially #9. Or maybe he would just promise to make over ugly swan Vicki Guerrero. But just as Edge’s love for her revives, Freddy himself falls in love with the pasty one, thus creating a love triangle and setting the stage for #5, #8 and #10.
I hope somebody at WWE is reading this. Choice material here.