Friday Night Is Movie Night: You’ve Got To Grasp It With Both Hands, Larry Craig

Well, I’ve missed a couple of Fridays, but it’s Friday Night, and thus movie night. Tonight, we have The Last Starfighter, that classic tale of a video-playing boy versus an evil empire, full of gung-ho wisdom that says Earth is, like, the America of the Universe, dude. We’re #1! This isn’t The Smorgiest Grbblnxxy, they’re talking human language on that space station.

Also worth noting – this is the VIDEO trailer.

00:42 – OH MY GOD

SPACE MOLESTATION

OH MY GOD