Funny SEO Jokes?

While doing some of my ‘fun’ reading, I stumbled on some SEO ‘jokes’. I know they’re supposed to sound funny but I actually think that they may be quite offensive. Really. Why don’t you read on?

What is the difference between pigs and SEOs?
You can learn to respect a pig.

What have pig’s & SEO’s got in common?
SPAM

Q - What’s the difference between a seo consultant and a used car salesman?
A - The used car salesman knows when he is lying.

Q: What’s the difference between an SEO and an artichoke?
A: The artichoke has a heart.

Q: What do you do if you see an SEO drowning?
A: Take your foot off his head

The definition of SEO SPAM?
Site Positioning Above Mine

It is the trade of SEOs to question everything, yield nothing, and to talk by the hour.
–Thomas Jefferson

Two SEOs were walking along negotiating a case. “Look,” said one, “let’s be honest with each other.” “Okay, you first,” replied the other. End of discussion.

Old SEOs never die, they just lose their rankings.

The problem with SEOs jokes is that most SEOs don’t think they are funny, and most people don’t understand that they’re just jokes!

[Via Stuntdubl.com and Web Development Community]