Gamer Version of Hot-Or-Not

I did a google image search for ‘girl gamer’ to see if I could find an image for something and I was immediately drawn to the bikini-clad ‘russianlvly’ a third of the way down the page of results. Oh boy, another GirlsofCS site to giggle at! It was then, with dawning horror, that I realized exactly what I had stumbled onto: a community rating site for gamers. Yes, now you too can ask your friend’s hot girlfriend — or hire an escort for an hour — to get into her swimwear for the purpose of showing off her (and by proxy your) goods in the hopes that other people will writhe and combust in absolute jealousy.

I give you RatetheGamer.com. Do you rate as leet or a noob when it comes to good looks (-pauses to wipe a tear of mirth-). I’d type more about it but to be honest I’m rather in awe.
The best male gamer I saw? Batman. Yeah, good old Bruce Wayne stuck his picture up there for judging purposes, because apparently, while there are tons of women gamers out there who look like underwear models, male gamers trying to look erotic scars small children and so not-real figments of macho fantasy must swoop in for some respectability.

A note to girls who want to post their picture: neon green isn’t flattering to anyone, good luck trying to look your best against that background, you have my sympathy.