Gary Sheffield: Ready For Another Indians Fight

Gary Sheffield has a chip on his shoulder the size of Gisele Bundchen’s up-for-auction diamond ring. Or larger.

The Detroit Tigers slugger, who traded brawl-triggering punches with Cleveland Indians pitcher Fausto Carmona this weekend, isn’t about to forgive and forget. (Sheffield was suspended for 4 games; Carmona, 6).

Shef is mighty ticked at the Indians who threw “cheap shots” and has big plans—big, we tell you—to take matters into his own hands. Hey, keep it PG-13! We meant another fist fight.

Anyway, to that we say: Um, OK. What. Ev. Ah.

Conveniently enough, we’re going to the Sox-Indians game tonight. (Look for us behind the visitor’s on-deck circle . . .a blondie chick and a silver-haired fox—that would be The Bee—each with red team jackets! Yay!)

We’ll be close to the Indians dugout, so we’ll be sure to pass on Sheffield’s ready-for-round-two message. So Gary, keep your cell phone on and we’ll send you a text to let you know what they say, OK?