Give Me A Home, Where The Buffalo’s Cloned
– India Clones Second Buffalo in Three Months; Will Now Start Work On More Difficult Task of Cloning Apache Indian –
Scientists in India said they have succeeded in cloning a second buffalo after a previous clone died within a week after its birth.
Researchers believe they better understand the health needs of cloned buffaloes and announced that airspace above the cloning facility will henceforth be off-limits to Sarah Palin’s helicopter.
Not everyone is quite as excited as the scientists about the success of the buffalo cloning experiment. Human rights activist Rami Shavakaslumdogmillionaire asked, “With hundreds of millions of people going hungry, you couldn’t have cloned some chutney?”
Reporters were uncertain as to why Rami talked like a Jewish deli owner in Manhattan.
The cloning efforts were funded by a joint venture between Microsoft and Nike. The companies hope the resulting technology can lead to future cloning of factory workers and customer support personnel.
In other news, researchers pledged that proceeds from the success of the buffalo cloning would be donated back to the community in an effort to improve visual effects and melodies in Bollywood music videos.
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