Go To Hell(’s Kitchen) With the DS

Oh shit. We’ve long been saying it but now it’s official: video games are serious business.

Ubisoft announced that Hell’s Kitchen is coming to the Nintendo DS this autumn. Gordon Ramsey will be present on-screen to yell at you. It makes me think of those little cartoon devils that appear on Donald Duck’s shoulder when he’s thinking about cocking up Goofy’s birthday present for Mickey.

Except this demon swears a lot more and is a fantastic cook.

Why should you take abuse from Ramsey when Cooking Mama is so supportive and will kiss your burner-induced boo-boos? Because if you put up with Hell’s Kitchen for more than ten seconds, you can potentially unlock Ramsey’s own recipes.

(”Corn flakes; Flakes of corn go in bowl. Add milk–no, not that much you aborted foetus! Now you’ve ruined it. Go stand in the shame corner.”)

Also, Ramsey reportedly had fun with his role in the game, and you don’t want to disappoint him.

“I had a great time doing the voice for my own animation. Being in a video game is a new experience for me and I’m very pleased with the results.”

Early ProTip: Don’t eat your DS.

(Image copyright Ubisoft)