“GOD DAMMIT, AAAA–”

Here we are at the cusp of E3. The beautiful sunset outside belays the chaos that will explode tomorrow.

Oh hey, there’s some dark clouds on the horizon, now that I look carefully. That adds to my metaphor nicely!

Seriously though, game news has been slow lately and things are set to change in less than 24 hours. E3 might not be the powerhouse it once was, but it’s no slouch.

…No, I’m not going. I’m a freelancer. Nobody wants to pay for me to go write for them. Secretly they know I’ll drink my worth in booze within three hours of arrival.

Here’s a completely vital video I re-discovered through Kotaku. Watch it and sleep tight! See you in the morning, darlin’.