Government Mulls Lawsuit Against Google
Search Engine’s Monopoly On Botox Cream Ads That Transform 90-Year Old Lady into Hot Teen Could Be In Jeopardy
Executives at Google scrambled to react to news of a possible pending lawsuit by the Federal government that could cost the firm tens of dollars. The government is looking to level the playing field to address the seven people stupid enough to believe a cream can transform your face from looking like Tommy Lee Jones to looking like Carrie Underwood.
The government is also expected to address the anti-trust implications of Google’s recent advertising deal with Yahoo that gives the company a virtual lock on ads for mortgage brokers and free credit scores.
In a delicious irony, the government has hired “one of the nation’s best-known litigators, former Walt Disney Co. vice chairman Sanford Litvack,” who formerly worked for a company that held a monopoly on theme parks and cartoon characters with great cleavage.
The government decided to bring the lawsuit when a Google search for “online advertising options” brought up Google for the first 14 million entries.
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