Gran Turismo 5 Will Feature Invincible Car Technology

Some sad new for any Playstation 3 owners out there: Your console is a $600 piece of crap. No, seriously.

I remember back in college when my roommate bought a PS3 soon after it was released. He refused to buy a second controller or more than one game (both were too expensive, he said) and he instead chose to play Halo with me on my XBox 360 as his console collected dust. And now it’s become all too clear that is’ not my roommate’s cheapness that was wrong with his PS3, but Sony’s cheapness.

Now, almost a year later, we get demo footage for a Gran Tourismo 5 game that looks an awful lot like Gran Tourismo 3, which came out SEVEN YEARS AGO. I mean, sheesh, Sony. You can crash a car into a wall at 150 mph and all that happens is that the car bounces off? Get with the times already.