Halo Pwns The Da Vinci Code
May 8, 2006 by Patrick Quek
Filed under Gaming
The Da Vinci Code can be seen, heard or gaining ground everywhere…books, movies, documentaries, tours, speculations but not games (not the Google Da Vinci Code Quest). Why?
Simple, Halo still reigns. Amen.
Code Breaking via The Console Wars
OH MY FREAKING LORD!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! AWESOME!!! I LOVE THIS!!!!
damnit. why do peaple make fun of god and jesus?
come on people, think. whoever made this should be ashamed. im only 14 and im sayin this
i totally agree with luke, im 14 too and i really think that people are stupid to put Jesus and God on parodies
lol i agree w/ tom its freakin halarious omg i think im a piss my self
I do find myself getting a mere chuckle at the sight of this, but I must say that you would never find Jesus holding a pistol and a combat knife.
I don’t think my age matters, but dude. This is funny. I’m devotedly Catholic, none the less, I seriously giggled at this shit.
;D
-Abigail
lol Halo is a good game but they shouldnt be bringin religion into the mix w/ jesus. as an agnostic, i think we need less religion everywhere exept churchs.
I personally think, in any concpect or relgion, it’s hard to avoid. It’s really what humanity is based on-faith.
But a good point you have, dear.
DUDE, what i think is ironic is the kid that downs on them ‘making fun of’ Jesus.
He says
“Damnit”
His first word.
I can qoute the verse that says thats a sin.
“For remove all filithy younge of your lips.”
Ironic? I do believe so.
I only see Jesus. Where is god. He said they made fun of god? Guess Jesus got tired of turning the other cheek.
“Kill the Jesus Demon”
Wow,
I’m a huge halo fan and this is probabaly one of the best halo parodies I’v seen. nice work.
When i first saw this man my mouth opened and first thought “What the heck is up with this man”. Jesus is holy figure not something you can put into a game with death and destruction who ever made this should be ashamed man. I’m not a big religion kind of guy but this draws the line on making fun of religion god and Jesus with punish those responsible for this. IN THE FATHER AND THE SUN AND THE HOLY SPIRIT
this is funny
i don’t see what you guys seem to be complaining about,
if i was Jesus and i saw that, i would laugh
everyone thinks that Jesus and god are real up tight and have no sense of humor, which they wouldn’t be, if you were god and you had been around so long, i think you would have learned to chill out, why would you care, you would have a little chuckle, and get on with whatever a god would do
and its not making fun of them, its because the game is called ‘Halo’ and halo’s are associated with angels, and god, and Jesus
so thats why they did it, and thats why its funny
Ba hahahah! “The father, the SUN and the Holy Spirt.”
Nice work, it’s SON.
This is coming from a Catholic, who makes the sign of the cross more than ten times a day.
I still think this a funny.
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Lols, great stuff. I didn’t see the small bit of text until I looked closer XD
As for you whiny plebians talking about “blasphemy”, religion is (or should be) as open to criticism as anything else.
damn too think people would betray such a rule damn u kids of making a mokary of the lord (15 years of religious age)
he made a freaking joke and you would think he started a war. And i saw on the news a couple weeks ago they WERE trying to get halo involved with religion so it would attract a younger audience. way i see it, i dont belive in god so this shit is too funny
DON”T INSULT THE GAME
you guys are all stupid i am a christian i say its funny and just to let you all know in the bible their was at least 5 times more death and gore in the bible than halo in one book of the bible their is more deaths than the eye can count it says
Go, jesus, go get those aliens and save the world
Its a fucking joke i think its kinda stupid thath christians cant take a joke-.- ……… or there were sum christians here who couldn´t take a joke if u think this is bad u would freak out about the movie dogma thaths where he photoshoped the jesus from(he didnt have the gun and knife in movie tho) he was called buddy christ and was the chatolics way to try to make catholisim cool again ^^or was it protestants no thiki it was chatolists dnt rememver well anyway watch thath movie and laugh a bit about religion don´t be so fucking upthight and shit SERIOUSLY! And the 2000 years ago he tried to be nice to them thing thath was fucking funny like HELL ^^
Praise Jebus
i’v got hundreds of cristian freinds and they pissed them selves when they saw this, its hilarious =)
rock on j man
Hey people! This is funny, and im a Protestant. If god rules the world and decides what we do for us, no matter who we are, then surely he was the one who actually made Halo and allowed the bloke to do a cover of it with Jesus on it. Jesus would probably laugh and , i quote from the bible, ‘And got created men in his image’ so therefore we are like him. We laugh, he laughs. No more debate, end of story!
(didnt mean to offend anyone with this post just meant to open a few peoples eyes to the bigger picture!)
:) Hopes u likes this comment (:
Im a Christian and at first i thought this was funny, but then i realized that i was laughing at the one who saved me from hell for eternity and when that thought hit me i realized that this really isn’t funny at all. im not stressing out about it, im just saying what i thought about it.
any comments on what i said you can give me at: TJThomps2006@aol.com
by the way, God created us in his own image in the fact that we have a knowlegde of him and a spirit like him. man has his own free will, with which he can choose to obey God or Disobey him, but either way, you will give an account for everything you do…. Jesus died so that when you stand before God on the judgement day he can say that he took your punishment for your sins. God didn’t create Halo: bungie did.
This is seriously not funny. I don’t find it at all funny to make fun of such a godly game. This is blasphemy, Blasphemy I say!
-_-
If I see one more person say “Blasphemy” (And in may cases it was uncapitalized, along with God, Jesus, etc) I will freaking cry. It’s called a joke, if you christians can’t stop complaining (Excluding the ones that didn’t, although they were kinda complaining at the complainers) then don’t put anything dow at all, I mean C’MON! If we Analyze and Pick Apart every joke, then we are no longer Human. Humor MAKES us what we are, without, this sad world would be even sadder. So, for the SAKE OF GOD’S GREEN EARTH, Please, be happy. =D
Eyh
LOVE THIS! Besides (As an Atheist with a tendency to endulge in Halo, halo, halo and halo) I MUST recommend, the only all too clear connection between Jesus and John 117… Come on! We all know what the “REAL” theme of the game is. I mean the title is “halo”… So you got to think sacred thoughts when thinking on a Green armor-clad dude and a ring. That or… Well… Just that I guess. But then again… GREAT!!!
- Amen
genius. y dint i fink o dis. luke its nt religion bein ripped. its the hyprocrisy o a man whu preaches peace with a pistol n knife in his hand.