Help Me Recompose the 12 Days of Christmas Spam

While the 12 Days of Christmas start on the 25th night, I believe the 12 days of Christmas spam start 12 days before that night. Because spammers know that this is the time when shopping is at a peak and the actual 12 days are “duller” with people celebrating and taking vacations more than shopping.

Around this time last year, Symantec released the 12 days of christmas spam song. It is not as popular as it should have been but is worth watching again. It is a bit outdated because of changing trends. Help me edit it. I can’t let go of the feeling that I’ve missed something important.

On the first day of Christmas a spammer offered me a brand new shiny PC
On the second day of Christmas a spammer offered me a Rolex watch
On the third day of Christmas a spammer offered me cheesy business cards
On the fourth day of Christmas a spammer offered me Amazon Kindle
On the fifth day of Christmas a spammer offered me Vi-A-Grrr-Ra
On the sixth day of Christmas a spammer offered me a Canon camera
On the seventh day of Christmas a spammer offered me super cheap software
On the eighth day of Christmas a spammer offered me Apple iPhone
On the nineth day of Christmas a spammer offered me Nintendo Wii
On the tenth day of Christmas a spammer offered me Miley Cyrus photos
On the eleventh day of Christmas a spammer offered me the perfect weight loss drug
On the twelfth day of Christmas a spammer offered me $100,000 Nigerian fund